AREA 51 - RAID TEAM COMB

AREA 51 - RAID TEAM COMB

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In support of the “Storm Area-51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” Facebook event page, we have created a limited edition Raid Team comb, decal and postcard as souvenirs to commemorate the event. 99.999% of the proceeds will go the event organizers. (We have nothing to do with the event. Our involvement is purely a money-grab, plain and simple. We are keeping all the dough for ourselves.)

Our limited edition “Area-51 Raid Team” comb is crafted from material recovered from a crashed UFO from a distant galaxy. (Not true, they are crafted from aerospace grade titanium alloy made here on Earth.)

We aren’t really sure why they are phosphorescent green in color and glow in the dark. We have only seen this color in the nuclear waste storage tanks in Yucca Valley. (Another lie, the combs are coated with a baked on “Zombie Green” Cerakote finish and they don’t glow in the dark.)

The comb is virtually indestructible with normal care and use. (OK, this is true.)

One side of the comb is engraved with “AREA-51 RAID TEAM” and a serial number using alien technology. (Are lasers alien tech?)

This comb can be used for hair and beard grooming on humans or extraterrestrials alike. (True, this is a great general purpose comb but extraterrestrials don’t have hair as far as Hollywood has told us.)

This is a limited edition offering of only 51 combs with each one serialized so it is one-of-a-kind. (Who are we kidding, if these things take off we will make hundreds of combs with duplicate serial numbers.)

Light weight but strong, this comb measures just over 4 1/2" in width.  A machined hole in one end can be used to attach a lanyard, para-cord or key chain. A simple design that gets the job done. (Finally, three sentences in a row without an exaggeration!)

Specifications:

  • Titanium Alloy

  • “Zombie Green” Cerakote baked on coating

  • Laser marked on one side

  • 4 1/2 inches wide

  • Medium-fine tooth spacing

  • Gift box included

  • Area 51 postcard and decal included

  • Optional Horween leather sheath in black or tan

  • Made in USA

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About Titanium

Titanium was discovered in the late 1700's and named after the Titans of Greek mythology. The chemical element has the atomic number 22, hence the number 22 in the description of our titanium combs. Commercially pure titanium is equivalent in strength to common low grade steels, but when alloyed with other elements it becomes extremely strong with an exceptional strength-to-weight ratio.

We use Grade 5 titanium alloy for our combs because of its superior properties as compared to pure titanium. Grade 5 is titanium alloyed with 6% Al and 4% vanadium. This material is commonly used to manufacture medical devices, aerospace components and other parts that benefit from light weight, high strength and corrosion resistance.